Debbie and I still had 3 tickets from our Orioles Opening Day 4-pack to use so we picked this weekend to go down and hit a game with Kristin. After some careful planning and scheduling we decided to go down to Maryland today. I would be dropped off at Camden Yards so I could hit a game and Debbie and Lillian were going to and hag out at Ilana’s and have lunch with some of her old roomates.
Debbie was worried that I might be bored in downtown Baltimore because as we had it timed, I would be dropped off at about 11:30am for a 4:35pm game. Nonsense I told her - with the Inner Harbor and my love of heading into the ballpark when it opened 2 hours before gametime I would have plenty to do. We decided to leave NJ at 8:30am and head south.
We actually left a bit after 8:00am because Lillian got up so early and Lillian took a nice long nap for about an hour and a half. We stopped at the Cheasapeake House for a diaper change, a feeding and an ATM stop and then we continued on. Debbie exited at Exit 53, took a circle around and dropped me off a black away from the ballpark at 11:36am.
I walked up Light Street towards Camden Yards. While I was walking it occurred to me that I might be able to trade up my Upper Reserved ticket with a face value of $10 for something better if I paid more. I thought about all the places I’d never sat before: the Club Level, Field Level near the baselines, the bleachers. I decided to go for the Bleachers in Right Center and the ticket office allowed me to upgrade for a mere $5 extra. With my ticket and a pocket schedule I then headed south towards the Inner Harbor.
My plan was to hit Five Guys for lunch first and then maybe grab a book at Barnes and Noble, hit the Sports Legends Museum and then start lining up in front of Gate H at 2:00pm for the 2:30pm opening. I entered the Gallery where Five Guys is and then I decided to hit the Harborplace first just to take a look around. I headed first to the sports store and checked out the Orioles merchandise. On my way there I started to hear some people singing and then I realized it was coming from the fudge place where the employees are supposed to sing. I affectionately call it ‘Fudgepackers.’
After the sports store I checked out the food stands both downstairs and upstairs and then I went back over to the Gallery. I realized that there was another sports store there adn went in. I was surprised to find out that they carried every New Era baseball hat for all 30 teams - both home and away. Amazing. Back in the day sporting goods stores would carry all the teams. Now they just carry the home teams and some of the more popular teams.
After the sports store I headed up to Five Guys and placed my order. A Little Hamburger (I was saving room for ballpark food) with lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles, ketchup, green pepper and hot sauce and an order of fries. The place was packed so I ate some peanuts while I waited. 20 minutes later my order came up. I stole a couple handfuls of peanuts on my way out and then stuffed the whole shebang into Debbie’s backpack and walked towards the aquarium.
I should mention here that it was a perfect day weatherwise outside. Not a cloud in the sky, sunny and about 68 degrees. I decided to walk over to the grassy area near the aquarium and eat my burger there. I found a nice spot out of the way and unwrapped the goods. The green pepper was a great topping that I had only had once before. The fires just came out of the deep fat fryer and were excellent - they were even better with the ketchup I grabbed from Five Guys. I had a bunch left over since they always give you a ton so I saved them along with the stolen peanuts.
After lunch I headed over to the Barnes and Noble and checked out the books in the ’sports’ section hoping to find something that would catch my eye. I thought about picking up ‘Moneyball’ but other than that nothing jumped out so I left. On my way out a girl stopped by and asked if I lived or worked near the area. She was from the Golds Gym next to the Barnes and Noble and was trying to sign people up. Not being from the area anymore I truthfully told her that I was from out of town.
Next I headed up Pratt Street towards the stadium and picked up a 24 oz Diet Pepsi from a vendor for a buck. It was about 1:30pm so I decided to take a circle around Camden Yards. I walked past Gate H, past the scalp-free some by Gate F, past the front entrance and past the players lot. I noticed a couple of autograph seekers with baseball card folders waiting nearby by no players walking by. I got to Gate A, went under the pedestrian tunnel, took a left and went into the team store. After exiting the team store it was about 1:45pm and I decided to skip the Sports Legends Museum - not enough time - but I did stop into the Sports Legends store. Inside a bunch of people were watching the NFL Draft on the plasma TV. I checked out their selection of hats and jerseys and then I went to Gate H and was the first to line up.
The gates opened a bit after 2:30pm and I ran straight to the bleachers. I checked the gap in front of the wall for any stray balls and then I moved over to my right. Someone on the field had tossed Sendy Rleal a ball that was on the track and I shouted his name. He saw me and tossed it over and I was off to a fantastic start. 3 weeks ago Sendy tried to throw me a ball and it went to some kid on my left. This time it was mine - Sendy’s a cool guy in my book. Probably my favorite Oriole reliever.
Over below the batters eye and in the grass was another ball. It looked to be too far for me to swing my glove out and snag so I left it alone. I hung out and waited for the home run balls to fly in. While I was waiting Leo Mazzone stepped out from the bullpen, grabbed about 4 balls and then started throwing them to people in the bleachers. The first ball went to a guy 10 rows above me. The second came towards me. As it was flying towards me I noticed that it was going to be high and to my right. I leaped but I missed. Luckily the ball landed in a seat behind me and I grabbed it. I held it up and yelled out a gracious “Thank You Leo!’
5 minutes later a home run was launched and started coming towards me. It flew over my head, landed in a seat and trickled down onto the floor and I grabbed it for my third.
At this point I decided to go for that ball that was in front of the batters eye. I swung out my glove and was just barely able to reach the ball. After about 6 more swings and tries I had it knocked closer to me and a minute later I lowered my glove over the ball and had it.
My celebration at obtaining my 4th ball of the day was short lived however. As I climbed down from the railing I started feeling shooting pains down both my calves. I was so intent on getting that ball that I didn’t notice that I was on my tip-toes for almost 5 minutes and as a result my calves were cramping up big time. It felt like they were in a vice made of razor blades. I sat down for a bit and tried to stand up a minute later thinking that the cramp had passed. bad idea - both calves cramped up again. I sat down again - this time for about 3 minutes and then I stood up and stretched. This seemed to work but my calves were still killing me. Fortunately it wasn’t debilitating enough to keep me from seeking out more balls.
Later on Bruce Chen came over to warm up along with Ramon Hernandez and I said a quick ‘Hola’ to him

5 minutes before the seating bowl opened up I headed to the flag court in hopes of catching a home run. As I stepped in I saw a ball launched in my direction. It was hit hard and I knew it was over my head. I turned around hoping it would bounce off the fencing and ricochet towards me. Somehow it made it over the tall fencing and then I heard a most sickening smack. I looked over and saw an usher who had not been paying attention clutching the side of his face. Ouch. For a second there I thought that perhaps his eyeball had exploded because there was a bunch of fluid at his feet. Turns out somene had just spilled their lemonade there. A vendor gave him a big bag of ice and then he was carted off presumably to first-aid.
Inside the seating bowl I decided to wait around by the dugout and see if anyone would toss a ball over after BP. No such luck. I then took off for left field and noticed a ball not too far from the wall. I made my way so I could be right over it, tossed by glove over the wall and had it in 10 seconds. Nice.
I spent the rest of the time trying to actually catch something on the fly. By now I had a good idea of where to position myself for a good chance. On one occasion a home run starting drifting to my right. I ranged over and put my glove up. I’m not really sure what happened but the ball tipped off the left side of my glove and landed harmlessly 3 rows below me and into the hands of the guy sitting there. Crap. The kids behind me claimed that they would have had it had I not stuck up my glove. My excuse is that one of them must have pushed my glove over. I’m still pissed about missing that one as it should have been easy.
Earlier I noticed a home run ball which had gotten stuck on the right center field bleacher gap. I decided to wander over and see if it was still there. I went down and sure enough it was sitting there right in reach. I lowered the glove and after a readjustment of the rubber band I got it. The guy next to me asked me where I learned that trick. I told him a friend showed it to me as I put ball #6 into my backpack. He then asked how many balls I had in there and I told him I had “a couple.” He then asked if he could have one. I told him that another one landed in the gap I would get it for him and again he asked if he could have the ball. “Not today,” I said and walked over to the rail near the batters eye to see if any more balls were out there.
A group of kids came out into the grass to sing the national anthem. I was hoping I could get someone from their group to toss me a ball that was waaaaay out but it didn’t happen. 15 minutes before gametime I left the railing and went to sit in my assigned seat in section 96, Row J, Seat 14.
The bleacher section got surprisingly packed. I saw highlights from the game before and it looked pretty empty out there when Tejada hit his home run out there the night before. With the perfect weather and the 4:35pm weekend time I guess the crowds came out. My seat was an aisle seat and the view was great. the only drawbacks - and the only reason these seats are on the lower end of the price spectrum is because you can’t see them jumbotron and the sound system out there doesn’t sound that great. Still I was able to turn around and check out the ketchup, mustard and relish race.
The game itself was great. Bruce Chen was cruising along with a 1-hitter (a leadoff bunt single in the 1st) and the Orioles offense appeared to have Frankie Rodrigues on the ropes. The Orioles were up 4-1 in the 4th and everything was looking great. It started falling apart however after the Orioles loaded the bases with no outs and failed to score a measly run. The next inning Bruce gave up a homer and a double and he was pulled for Jim Brower. Hit after hit came after that and before you knew it, 6 runs had scored and the Mariners were up 7-4.
In the 6th or 7th I decided that a Grille Dog was in order so I walked to the councourse under the seating bowl and got one. I then decided to just keep going and upgrade my seat to one down the 3rd baseline. I found lots of empty seats in section 66 and sat there for the rest of the game:

The view was great, however I was out of the sun and it started to actually get chilly. I then looked up at the lineup and noticed some odd changes. Tejada came out and was hurt as was Brian Roberts. Kevin Millar got hit by a pitch in the hand a few innings before so he was out. Enter the weirdest lineup ever. Ramon Hernandez ditched the catcher’s gear and moved to 1st. Mora moved to 2nd and Gomez went to short. Conine played 3rd. Patterson, Markakis and Jay Gibbons completed the outfield. So weird. I headed out for a $3.75 20oz Diet Coke and wished that I had picked up 2 $1 Diet Pepsis.
Things on the gamefront started to get a but bleak until the bottom of the 9th. The Orioles managed to get runners on second and third. A vase hit could have tied the game as it was 8-6 at this point. Sadly the next batter grounded out - game over. I headed over to the Mariners dugout in hopes of a ball but no luck.
I headed over to Fan Assistance to see where the best place to hail a cab would be. They told me to head to the mariott on Paca and Pratt so I walked over with the rest of the crowd. I saw a lot of Japanese people and a lot of Ichiro jerseys. A homeless guy in a pedestrian tunnel was begging for money “not for food - I need a 40″ he said. I appreciated his honesty and gave him a quarter I had.
I didn’t see any cabs at the mariott so I hung out at the street in front of it and soon an empty blue cab drove down and stopped for a light. I ran over and asked if he wanted a fare. I told him I was going to thr Bengies Drive-In in Essex and he told me to hop in.
I counted the cash I had remaining and hoped I had enough. With the money in my money clip and 2 $20’s in my wallet I had a total of $50. I was hoping it would cover the fare and a decent tip as it was a long drive and it wasn’t going to be cheap. Farther and farther we drove - heading east down Eastern Ave which turned into Eastern Boulevard. 30 minutes later we were pulled inf ront of the the McDonalds by the marquee - the fare was $41.00. I gave the cabbie the entire $50 and thanked him for taking me all the way out there.
I walked down the Bengies gravel driveway to the ticket office and joked with Kim the ticket taker and the security guy was jokingly said that he had ammended the rules to not allow patrons without cars inside. I signed the freebie sheet (for the ‘in car’ box I put down 1) and headed up to the projection booth where I talked to D for about 10 minutes. I then headed to row 5 and talked to Kristin about the game and my trip. Debbie was in the car feeding Lillian.
After Lillian and Debbie came out I headed to the snack bar for supplies. Nachos for Kristin, water for Debbie, another Diet Coke for me and then I ordered the super duper Ming Chen Chicken Finger Pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni:

Lillian was pretty tired and not sleeping after the first movie as we left after that. Kristin stayed for ‘The Benchwarmers.’